Ran? For president?? It’s more likely than you think!

Have you ever thought to yourself: “Drama is too proficiently run for my liking, I wish there was a guy who is massively stupid to run this once-great society into the ground!” Well fear not! Ran is this guy!

With your vote, I can promise you:

• BAD plays!
• BAD games!
• WAR! With the Hiking society!
• Forcible mergers with:
  • The Taylor Swift Society
  • The Harry Styles Society
  • The FNAF Society
• Allocation of society funds to purchase of a very pointy stick, assigned to the VP Finance for improved negotiations with BSU
• Renaming the position of “President” to “Pope”
• Renaming “Brighton University Drama Society (BUDS)” to “Brighton University Militia (BUM)”
• Public Executions!
• Drama-cest will be punishable by vicious mockery, excommunication and ultimately banishment.
• Raising society fees to £46.78 per year!
• Summer Musicals!
• Collaboration with the Midwifery Society in order to provide Mia with real babies to hand out.
• Illegal occupation of Sallis Benney
• Musical numbers to be delivered without backing track in the style of slam poetry in order to not infringe upon the Music Society’s domain.
• Mandatory TasteBuds attendance!
• Kangaroo court will follow state sanctioned official legal process and will take place over the course of several weeks.
• Venue or funding disputes dealt with FORCE: We do not negotiate with Bureaucrats!
• And Much More

Your protest vote: Sorted

VOTE RAN